i just want boys to say cute things to me
suck my dick
suck my dick in the rain
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
THERE IS A MOOSE IN MY BATHROOM
YALL PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS LYIN
why cant a cursor go through the top or the left of the screen but it can the right and the bottom??????
these things haunt me at night
hello 911 yes um this persons blog is lame can u delete it
listen here u lil shit
tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
if anyone’s missed me, don’t worry, I haven’t died I was just on my personal (onecaneverhaveenoughsocks) :))
I can’t tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
Harry with his dad [x]
The dog looks unamused
I don’t sing in the shower.